Current team:
Name: Dan Stephan Mora-Jensen
Alias: The Diva
Position: Prop/hooker
Nationality: Danish/Spanish
Characteristics: Blond hair, eats more dried fish than Heini(!), claims he's part Brazilian even though he's just as pale as the rest of us
Considers Himself As:
The Others Think:
Strenghts: His strange little jumps when he sidesteps confuses the opponent! Apart from that, fast and commited.
Weaknesses: His strange little jumps when he sidesteps confuses himself too! Oh yeah, his shoulder tends to dislocate every time he plays.
About: Dan is the caretaker of the rugby club and an organizational marvel - he tends to bitch about it quite often though.
Name: Mikkel Wedervang
Alias: Hamster
Position: Flanker
Nationality: Danish
Characteristics: Ginger
Considers Himself As: the best player ever
The Others Think: stupid hamster
Strenghts: is like duracell bunny - never stops running and fighting!
Weaknesses:
About:
Name: Poul Richard Bang
Alias: The Cat
Position: Flanker/Center
Nationality: Danish
Characteristics: Hawaii-shorts at practice
Considers Himself As: Untouchable
The Others Think: Weird
Strenghts: Great acceleration and sidestepping.
Weaknesses: Gets tired after five minuttes of playing.
About:
Name: Nicolai Nygaard Petersen
Alias: Panda
Position: Hooker/prop
Nationality: Danish
Characteristics: Slick hair and a small latino moustache. Big resemblance to a panda. Likes to yell out either very aggressive fascist utterances (Like: If I were dictator of the world, I would kill every loser!) or small girly whines.
Considers Himself As: A hot stuff latino lover.
The Others Think: His Jutlandic dialect completely ruins that image.
Strenghts: His low center of gravity enables him to run through a defensive line handing off tackle attempts as if he was a bowling ball. He has also developed this effective tackling technique where he grabs the opponent and and pulls him down on him to compensate for the small stature he is.
Weaknesses: He dislikes running and is always struggling to get more fit
About: Though originally from Colombia (although easily mistaken as a Mexican or even Cambodian) Nicolai grew up in the Jutlandic wild west. This rare latino-hillbilly mixture has resulted in a colorful person who is great fun, yet a bit disturbing at times. Nicolai is indeed a man of opposites. He is in contrast to his personal views, he's picky when it comes to women but would like to get busy with a one-legged (preferably no legs at all) female bodybuilder, and he thinks all losers should be left to die but loves animals.
Name: Ramon Soto Mathiesen
Alias: Old dirty bastard, Los Lobos
Position: Flanker/No. 8/hooker
Nationality: Spanish
Characteristics: Computer nerd and proud of it, sometimes a big Chabal-like beard.
Considers Himself As: Knowing much more about picking up girls than Danish guys.
The Others Think: He's probably the one who got turned down the most on the rugby team's nights out.
Strenghts: A good all-rounder.
Weaknesses: Lacks speed.
About: One of the true party guys on the team and the grand old man. Always full of jokes and fun but also very much
Name: Brian Falster
Alias: The American
Position: Flanker/prop
Nationality: American
Characteristics: Strong American accent, his deadly monologue.
Considers Himself As: A great kicker
The Others Think: An awesome fella to breake lines
Strenghts: Brians is a great tackler which is a result of many years of flirting with American sports. Brian has a strong physique which really helps the team when we play a physical superior opposition, and since CBS Rugby's opposition always is physical superior Brian is a real 'asset' to the team.
Weaknesses: He still lacks some overview of the game that sometimes lead to some strange decisions during a game.
About:
Name: Andrea Scaramuccia
Alias: Little wolf
Position: No. 8/prop
Nationality: Italian
Characteristics: Always training in a complete set of some country's national team wear.
Considers Himself As: A no. 8
The Others Think: We need him as a prop!
Strenghts: Is more concerned about if you can see his belly in the team jersey than the tackles of the opposition. This often leads to some great runs.
Weaknesses: He hates .
About: Andrea is known for being a great host when the team is watching rugby matches on the tv. He possess a gentle persona and is with a Ph.D. the highest educated on the team. But do not be mistaken. When Andreas pulls over his All Blacks/Springboks/Wallabies/Azzurri shirt, warms up his old, tired legs and gets the grass under his feet a fire ignites in Andrea. All sophistication and finesse is instantly replaced by brute force and Italian temper, and Andrea is ready to break through any defensive line - perfect for rugby!
Name: Florian Kück
Alias: The Pink Panther
Position: Flyhalf
Nationality: German
Characteristics:
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The Others Think:
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About:
Name: Finn Hansen
Alias: Black sheep
Position: Center
Nationality: New Zealand
Characteristics: Curly hair
Considers Himself As: Knowing more about the game of rugby than anybody else on the team - he is kiwi after all..!
The Others Think: He should score more tries then!
Strenghts: A strong playing with great running ability. Generally safe with the ball and has a good understanding of the game.
Weaknesses: Tends to run more sideways of the field than down it.
About: Finn
Name: Rasmus Greve
Alias: Captain Price
Position: Prop
Nationality: Danish
Characteristics: Is a geek who are way too addicted to Call of Duty.
Considers Himself As:
The Others Think: The youngster
Strenghts: Adding a great deal of volume to the forward pack to better keep up with the larger teams of the league.
Weaknesses: Lacks speed, bitches over running (it's gotten better though).
About:
Name: Heini Skaale
Alias: Whale Killer
Position: Prop
Nationality: Faroese
Characteristics:
Considers Himself As: The rookie
The Others Think: Not quite there yet, but he's learning at every practice and match
Strenghts: Tall strong guy!
Weaknesses: Inexperienced - for now
About:
Name: Nikolaus Brost
Alias:
Position: Hooker/Center/Scrum-half
Nationality: German/Irish
Characteristics:
Considers Himself As: Skilled enough for not having to run at this level.
The Others Think: He's lazy.
Strenghts: Level-headed player with great technique and knowledge of the game.
Weaknesses:
About:
Name: Caspar Thorup
Alias:
Position: Flanker
Nationality: Danish
Characteristics: Always carrying a beer bong, posh british accent.
Considers Himself As:
The Others Think:
Strenghts:
Weaknesses: His strange little jumps when he sidesteps confuses himself too! Oh yeah, his shoulder tends to dislocate every time he plays..
About: Dan is the head of rugby and an organizational marvel - he tends to bitch about it quite often though.
Name: Peter Christensen
Alias:
Position: Center
Nationality: Danish
Characteristics:
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The Others Think:
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About:
Name: Peter Christensen
Alias: Doctor
Position: Center
Nationality: Danish
Characteristics:
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About:
1st Position: Lock
2nd Position: Fly-half
Name: Marc Culot
1st Position: Wing
Nationality: French
Name: Nkululeko Jansson
1st Position: Center
Nationality: Danish/South African
Name: Max Jager
1st Position: Second Row
Nationality: German
1st Position: Lock
Nationality: French
1st Position: Center
Nationality: German
Name: Roar Solberg Kvarekvål
1st Position: Center
Nationality: Norwegian
Name: Nkululeko Jansson
1st Position: Center
Nationality: Danish/South African
Name: Max Jager
1st Position: Second Row
Nationality: German
Name: Brian Falster
1st Position: Prop, Second Row
Nationality: American