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     Name: Dan Stephan Mora-Jensen

Alias: The Diva

Position: Prop/hooker

Nationality: Danish/Spanish

Characteristics: Blond hair, eats more dried fish than Heini(!), claims he's part Brazilian even though he's just as pale as the rest of us 

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Strenghts: His strange little jumps when he sidesteps confuses the opponent! Apart from that, fast and commited.

Weaknesses: His strange little jumps when he sidesteps confuses himself too! Oh yeah, his shoulder tends to dislocate every time he plays.

About: Dan is the caretaker of the rugby club and an organizational marvel - he tends to bitch about it quite often though.

 

     Name: Mikkel Wedervang

Alias: Hamster

Position: Flanker

Nationality: Danish

Characteristics: Ginger

Considers Himself As: the best player ever

The Others Think: stupid hamster

Strenghts: is like duracell bunny - never stops running and fighting!

Weaknesses:

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     Name: Poul Richard Bang

Alias: The Cat

Position: Flanker/Center

Nationality: Danish

Characteristics: Hawaii-shorts at practice

Considers Himself As: Untouchable

The Others Think: Weird

Strenghts: Great acceleration and sidestepping.

Weaknesses: Gets tired after five minuttes of playing.

About:

 

     Name: Nicolai Nygaard Petersen

Alias: Panda

Position: Hooker/prop

Nationality: Danish

Characteristics: Slick hair and a small latino moustache. Big resemblance to a panda. Likes to yell out either very aggressive fascist utterances (Like: If I were dictator of the world, I would kill every loser!) or small girly whines.

Considers Himself As: A hot stuff latino lover.

The Others Think: His Jutlandic dialect completely ruins that image.

Strenghts: His low center of gravity enables him to run through a defensive line handing off tackle attempts as if he was a bowling ball. He has also developed this effective tackling technique where he grabs the opponent and and pulls him down on him to compensate for the small stature he is.  

Weaknesses: He dislikes running and is always struggling to get more fit

About: Though originally from Colombia (although easily mistaken as a Mexican or even Cambodian) Nicolai grew up in the Jutlandic wild west. This rare latino-hillbilly mixture has resulted in a colorful person who is great fun, yet a bit disturbing at times. Nicolai is indeed a man of opposites. He is in contrast to his personal views, he's picky when it comes to women but would like to get busy with a one-legged (preferably no legs at all) female bodybuilder, and he thinks all losers should be left to die but loves animals.

 

     Name: Ramon Soto Mathiesen

Alias: Old dirty bastard, Los Lobos

Position: Flanker/No. 8/hooker

Nationality: Spanish

Characteristics: Computer nerd and proud of it, sometimes a big Chabal-like beard.

Considers Himself As: Knowing much more about picking up girls than Danish guys.

The Others Think: He's probably the one who got turned down the most on the rugby team's nights out.

Strenghts: A good all-rounder.

Weaknesses: Lacks speed.

About: One of the true party guys on the team and the grand old man. Always full of jokes and fun but also very much 

 

 

     Name: Brian Falster

Alias: The American

Position: Flanker/prop

Nationality: American

Characteristics: Strong American accent, his deadly monologue.

Considers Himself As: A great kicker

The Others Think: An awesome fella to breake lines

Strenghts: Brians is a great tackler which is a result of many years of flirting with American sports. Brian has a strong physique  which really helps the team when we play a physical superior opposition, and since CBS Rugby's opposition always is physical superior Brian is a real 'asset' to the team.

Weaknesses: He still lacks some overview of the game that sometimes lead to some strange decisions during a game.

About

 

     Name: Andrea Scaramuccia

Alias: Little wolf

Position: No. 8/prop

Nationality: Italian

Characteristics: Always training in a complete set of some country's national team wear.

Considers Himself As: A no. 8

The Others Think: We need him as a prop!

Strenghts: Is more concerned about if you can see his belly in the team jersey than the tackles of the opposition. This often leads to some great runs.  

Weaknesses: He hates .

About: Andrea is known for being a great host when the team is watching rugby matches on the tv. He possess a gentle persona and is with a Ph.D. the highest educated on the team. But do not be mistaken. When Andreas pulls over his All Blacks/Springboks/Wallabies/Azzurri shirt, warms up his old, tired legs and gets the grass under his feet a fire ignites in Andrea. All sophistication and finesse is instantly replaced by brute force and Italian temper, and Andrea is ready to break through any defensive line - perfect for rugby!

 

 

     Name: Florian Kück

Alias: The Pink Panther

Position: Flyhalf

Nationality: German

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     Name: Finn Hansen

Alias: Black sheep

Position: Center

Nationality: New Zealand

Characteristics: Curly hair

Considers Himself As: Knowing more about the game of rugby than anybody else on the team - he is kiwi after all..!

The Others Think: He should score more tries then!

Strenghts: A strong playing with great running ability. Generally safe with the ball and has a good understanding of the game.

Weaknesses: Tends to run more sideways of the field than down it.  

About: Finn 

 

     Name: Rasmus Greve

Alias: Captain Price

Position: Prop

Nationality: Danish

Characteristics: Is a geek who are way too addicted to Call of Duty.

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The Others Think: The youngster

Strenghts: Adding a great deal of volume to the forward pack to better keep up with the larger teams of the league.

Weaknesses: Lacks speed, bitches over running (it's gotten better though).

About

 

     Name: Heini Skaale

Alias: Whale Killer

Position: Prop

Nationality: Faroese

Characteristics:

Considers Himself As: The rookie

The Others Think: Not quite there yet, but he's learning at every practice and match

Strenghts: Tall strong guy!

Weaknesses: Inexperienced - for now

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     Name: Nikolaus Brost

Alias:

Position: Hooker/Center/Scrum-half

Nationality: German/Irish

Characteristics

Considers Himself As: Skilled enough for not having to run at this level.

The Others Think: He's lazy.

Strenghts: Level-headed player with great technique and knowledge of the game. 

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     Name: Caspar Thorup

Alias

Position: Flanker

Nationality: Danish

Characteristics: Always carrying a beer bong, posh british accent.

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Weaknesses: His strange little jumps when he sidesteps confuses himself too! Oh yeah, his shoulder tends to dislocate every time he plays..

About: Dan is the head of rugby and an organizational marvel - he tends to bitch about it quite often though.

 

     Name: Peter Christensen

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Position: Center

Nationality: Danish

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      Name: Peter Christensen

Alias: Doctor

Position: Center

Nationality: Danish

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   Name: Valdemar Lucas:

   1st Position: Lock

   2nd Position: Fly-half

   Nationality: French/Danish   

  
 

   Name: Marc Culot

   1st Position: Wing

   Nationality: French

 

 

 

   Name: Nkululeko Jansson

   1st Position: Center

   Nationality: Danish/South African

 

 

 

   Name: Max Jager

   1st Position: Second Row

   Nationality: German 

 

 

  

  

    Name: Baptiste

   1st Position: Lock

   Nationality: French

 

 

 


Name: Ulrich Hansen

 

1st Position: Center

Nationality: German

 

 

 
 

Name: Roar Solberg Kvarekvål

 

 

  1st Position: Center

  Nationality: Norwegian 


  

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

   Name: Nkululeko Jansson

   1st Position: Center

   Nationality: Danish/South African

 

 

   Name: Max Jager

   1st Position: Second Row

   Nationality: German 

 

 

   Name: Brian Falster

   1st Position: Prop, Second Row

   Nationality: American 

 

 


 

 

 

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